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Jargon Assistantby Every Corporate Everv1.5.0
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What's new

Every update, newest first. You're on version 1.5.0.

v1.5.0September 17, 2026

Talk instead of type

  • NewDictate button under the text boxes in Translate, Generate, and Jargon Training. Say what happened and it types it for you. Works in Chrome, Edge, and Safari, including on your phone.
v1.4.0September 16, 2026

Jargon Training is here

  • NewJargon Training. Rewrite plain sentences the corporate way, get a score and a performance review, and climb from Intern to Chief Synergy Officer.
  • NewA quick questionnaire sets your starting rank and whether feedback is useful, satirical, or both. Change it anytime.
  • NewPhrase library. 30 phrases with what they actually mean, when they land, and when they backfire. Free, no account needed.
  • NewFree accounts get one drill per day. Paid plans get unlimited drills, including every existing Founding Member.
  • NewThis page. The version number in the header now links here.
v1.3.0September 16, 2026

Choose how long the response is

  • NewResponse length: Brief, Paragraph, or Obscene. Obscene is the full email nobody asked for.
  • ImprovedThe subtext stays one short sentence no matter how long the response gets.
v1.2.0September 7, 2026

Wider vocabulary and clearer limits

  • ImprovedGenerate draws on a much wider range of corporate idiom instead of leaning on the same five phrases.
  • NewTerms, Privacy Policy, and an account page where you can delete your saved history.
  • ImprovedNavigation works the same way on every page.
  • ImprovedBetter text contrast and screen reader labels.
  • FixedWhen you hit a limit, the message now says which one and what to do about it.
  • FixedSigned-in people on a shared office or home network could be blocked by other people's usage. Accounts are now counted on their own.
v1.1.0September 4, 2026

Faster to try, easier to buy

  • NewTap-to-fill examples, so you don't have to invent jargon on the spot.
  • NewShare button, and Cmd or Ctrl + Enter to submit.
  • ImprovedYou can buy a plan without making an account first.
  • ImprovedOpens on Generate at Executive level, since that's what most people use.
  • FixedSome sign-in links left people signed out on the home page.
v1.0.0September 2, 2026

Jargon Assistant launches

  • NewTranslate corporate jargon into plain language, or generate corporate phrasing from what actually happened.
  • NewThree formality levels: Standard, Enhanced, and Executive.
  • NewThree free uses per day, plus Founding Member and Standard plans with unlimited use and saved history.